MY LIFE, MY LOVES, MY HOPES

me: why cant i have a thigh gap
me: why cant i have collarbones
me: why cant i have a flat stomach
me: why cant i have hip bones
mum: go for a run
me: no

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

komekoro:

harshwhimsy:

did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

meladoodle:

*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

cybercitrus:

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.